OnTheNet support call:
"My computer won't let me use the internet on Sundays..."


From a Sun Microsystems bug report (#4102680):
"Workaround: don't pound on the mouse like a wild monkey."


"Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it."


"Microsoft follow standards like schools of fish follow migrating caribou."


Rutger Hauer - Bladerunner:
All these moments will be lost in time
like tears in the rain...
time to die.


Arthur C. Clark:
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
      And then there's the other view: 

          Any sufficiently low technology is indistinguishable
          from hard work. 

          Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is
          indistinguishable from molasses. 

          Any sufficiently advanced card game is
          indistinguishable from magic. 

          Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable
          from technology. 

          Any sufficiently advanced technology is
          indistinguishable from a rigged demo. 

          Any sufficiently complicated technology is
          indistinguishable from bad karma. 

          Any sufficiently high technology is indistinguishable
          from doubletalk. 


Dennis Ritchie, in a forward to the Unix-Haters Handbook:
Here is my metaphor: your book is a pudding stuffed with apposite observations, many well-conceived. Like excrement, it contains enough undigested nuggets of nutrition to sustain life for some. But it is not a tasty pie: it reeks too much of contempt and of envy.'


George W. Bush
Gets a whole page of his own... click here