Work Advice

  1. The Romans did not create a great empire by having meetings; they did it by killing people who opposed them.
  2. If you can stay calm, while all around is chaos, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation.
  3. Doing the job right the first time gets the job done. Doing the job wrong 14 times gives you job security.
  4. Eagles may soar, but snakes in the grass don't get sucked into jet engines.
  5. Artificial intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity
  6. A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.
  7. Plagiarism saves time.
  8. If at first you don't succeed try management.
  9. Never put off to tomorrow what you can avoid altogether
  10. Teamwork means never having to blame yourself.
  11. The beatings will continue until moral improves.
  12. Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
  13. We waste time, so you don't have to.
  14. Hang in there retirement is only 50 years away!
  15. Go the extra mile; it makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
  16. A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
  17. When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.
  18. Indecision is the key to flexibility.
  19. Succeed in spite of management.
  20. Aim low, reach your goals, avoid disappointment.